Just took down all my crappy childhood drawings strewn on the walls in my room. Feel a lot better about myself now that I can look to my left and not see a grim reminder of what my drawing skills were when I was like 6 or something.
petition to exclude cishet people from tumblr
Says the 13 year olds of tumblr
are you a cishet ?
You’ll grow the fuck up one day and come to realize the shit you’re saying.
yes amrite !! we queer/trans community can be denied jobs, medical attentions, bein called slurs, and pass throught humiliation almost everyday !!!!!!! and when we vent out you cishets says we can’t :D great ! amrite ! totally reatable
yeh what a cishet i am
I think you realize you’re going at this the wrong way. There’s a thing called equality and even thought you seem to want it, you’re not really going about getting it the right way. Remember in kindergarten when the teacher would tell you to share your toys with other kids and not be mean because everyone has feelings? Yeah. That still applies.
So overall sweetiepie what i’m trying to point out here is that calling a majority of the population that are cisgendered and hetero “Cishets” won’t get you anywhere in life. One day you’ll have to grow up, get a job and face normal people in the real world. And guess what? In the real world you can’t scream at someone who is cisgendered just because they are happy with their biological gender.
And hun, one of the reasons certain people probably could be denied a job would probably be because “tree” or “Bun” isn’t acceptable as a sex/gender option in the real world.
So next time you wish for equality, come to understand that attacking other people who sometimes want to help and educate you, will not get you anywhere.
plot twist: humanity learns from its history
humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid
There are people at my school who are playing ROBLOX now. People in secondary school who are to become teenagers and college applicants are playing a game like ROBLOX. I fear for my school’s intelligence rate.
Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.
(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)
i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.
Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I don’t know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
Oh My God t-this is amazing I think I might cry oh my god
I just saw that person I don’t like and will not mention her name creep back on my dashboard.
Just when I cleared her from memory.
And just there to taunt me, I presume.
reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…
One time my cat ran away and I thought it would’ve been the last I’d see of her because she was missing for 5 weeks. So about 2-3 weeks of her missing, I used this post to wish for her to come back and weeks later she came back.
Cross off the ones you’ve done (don’t judge)
- 1. had sex
- 2. bought condoms
- 3. gotten pregnant
- 4. failed a class
- 6. kissed a girl
- 7. used a little paper bag for lunch
- 8. had a job
- 9. missed the school bus
- 11. left the house without your wallet/purse
- 12. bullied someone on the internet
- 13. sexted
- 14. had sex in public
- 15. played on a sports team
- 16. smoked weed
- 17. smoked cigarettes
- 18. smoked a cigar
- 19. drank alcohol
- 20. watched “The Breakfast Club”
21. been overweight (I think?)
- 22. been underweight
- 23. had an eating disorder
24. been to a wedding (?)
- 25. made fun of someone for being fat
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight
- 27. watched tv for 5 hours straight
- 28. been late for work
29. been late for school
- 30. kissed someone in the rain
- 31. showered with someone else
- 32. failed my drivers test
- 33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes
34. been outside my home country
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours
36. gotten my heart broken
- 37. had a credit card
38. been to a professional sports game
- 49. broken a bone
40. been unhappy about your weight
- 41. won a trophy
42. cut myself (At least, tried to.)
- 43. had an STD
- 44. got engaged
- 45. been on a diet
- 46. tried out to be on a tv show
47. rode in a taxi
- 48. been to prom
- 49. played in a drinking game
- 50. stayed up for 24 hours or more
- 51. been to a concert
- 52. had a three-some
- 53. had a crush on someone of the same sex
- 54. been in a car accident
- 55. had braces
- 56. learned another language
57. killed a bug
- 58. been at a yard sale
- 59. been to a japanese steakhouse
- 60. wore make up
- 61. talked to someone via webcam
- 62. lost my virginity before I was 16
- 63. had my wisdom teeth taken out
- 64. kissed someone a different race than myself
- 65. snuck out of the house
- 66. bought porn
- 67. had a virus on my computer
- 68. had oral sex
- 69. dyed my hair
- 71. graduated from college
- 72. wore someone else’s clothes
- 73. voted in a election
74. rode in an ambulance
- 75. rode in a helicopter
- 76. caught the stove on fire
77. got in a verbal fight
78. been on vacation
- 79. been in an airplane
80. been on a boat
- 81. had surgery.
- 82. kissed someone before I was 14.
83. beat a video game
- 84. found something valuable on the ground
- 85. made a survey
- 86. stalked someone on facebook/myspace
- 87. prank called someone
- 88. been to a library outside of school
- 89. spent over $100 shopping in one day
- 90. cut your hair and hated it
- 91. peed outside
- 92. went fishing
93. helped with charity
- 94. taken a pregnancy test.
- 95. been rejected by a crush
- 96. been suspended from school
- 97. broken a mirror
- 98. faked sick from school
99. owned a pet
- 100. been to six flags
GUUUYS!!This is getting ridiculous! I hoped to escape politics on TUMBLR, but no! People say about Russia invading Ukraine.!
NO ONE IVADED US! We (Southern and Eastern Ukraine) Asked Russia for HELP with all this mess going on in Kiev. WE INVITED them on our territory. I live in Nikolaev (near Odessa) and EVERYONE is happy to meet Russia, so stop listening to the gossips and let us handle that on our own!
Please read this, there’s enough drama in this world to create more
Don’t hold your breath on it, pal.
today i learned that google voice recognition is shit and that hagakure has wonderful manners taca taca